Dear FSUC,

Girl, get a grip or more importantly a life! Do you have any idea the world outside your door is suffering, surviving with way less and able to find some happiness in the fact they woke up today?

Sweetie, if you really want your husband back...go get him. Show up unexpectedly in your birthday suit under one of your fine faux fur coats. Then at least you'll have some perspective on what's really going on. Don't be surprised if "what's really going on" answers the door.

You have everything you need inside of you. If he has lost his vision of your marriage, you need to know that too. Material possessions will leave you empty if your self worth is tied to the trappings.

Your mission should you choose to accept it, is to get in touch with you.

Happy excavating!

T.